Boston Funnies

Boston: Look at my muscles mom

Me: Wow!

Boston: I ate Dad's sandwich so now I have BIG muscles

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Boston:  Did you see that?  I'm a genius!  Am I a genius Dad?!

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Lance: Will you say the prayer please Boston

Boston: How do I start?

Lance: You know how

Boston: I love to see the temple

**giggles from everyone at the table**

Lance: Heavenly Father

Boston: Oh ya

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Boston:  Mom you know how to cook because great moms know how to cook and you're a great mom : )
--yep, melted my heart.

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Scene--Boston was in the bathroom, I was in the kitchen

Boston: Ta-Da!  Look at me mom!

And their he was; arms stretched wide standing in the middle of the hall in his birthday suit...

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Brynlee and I went to Utah to do some school shopping and stayed at my sisters for the night so Lance and Boston got to hang out while we were gone.  When Lance put Boston to bed he told Lance "Come and get me if you get sad all alone in your bed tonight Dad"

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Boston is on this kick of saying "or something", "kind of" or "darkness  in almost every sentence he says, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.
Actual quotes (of course I never have a pencil with me when he does the funny ones):

"He's always at my class or something"
"Mom look in here, it's darkness"
"Kind of and I want a drink too"
"Mom that was kind of mine so will you go get it?"

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 And this one's for Lance.  Let's set the scene.  Boston is in the bathroom and Lance is in the kitchen right next to the bathroom.

Lance: Do you need any help?

Boston: No

Lance: Don't forget to floss, I mean flush

Hmmm, only out of the mouth of a dentist.  Long day at work maybe? : )